The 5 Best Things About a Vacation Boyfriend

You are planning for a vacation, but the whole thought of going to some fabulous destination by yourself just doesn’t sit well with you. Don’t torture yourself. Let Brendon Companion come to the rescue as the perfect vacation boyfriend who will be polite, attentive, charming, and fun – the ideal companion for any destination. Still questioning the logic? Well, here are the five best things about a vacation boyfriend to help with your decision-making [...]

  1. You don’t have time to be timid about asking for what you want or need. There is no long-term investment of time and energy in a relationship, so you don’t have to play a waiting game in hopes of “Let’s see if he gets it on his own.” No time for that. None. You can ask for and expect to receive the things you want and need. So don’t be shy about making him known. Brendon may be many things, but he isn’t mind reader.
  2. He’ll likely see you at your perfectly manicured vacation hottest. And probably without even having to try. When most women go away for vacation, it’s like they’re really taking a vacation from the realities of life – being so busy with work and taking care of others that they have little time to take care of themselves. Brendon sees the vacation you – freshly bikini-waxed, pedicured and tan with soft beachy waves in your hair. He doesn’t know that this is basically a mirage, and he never will. Let him think this is you all the time.
  3. You are racking up some serious fantasy and fetish material you can carry with you for weeks. Maybe months if his body is as flawless as his pictures. You have dreamed about doing this for a very long time, and now that time is here. Revel in having it be the perfect boyfriend experience you thought it would be, and ride that wave into the sunset. You can relive the experience, moment by moment, for many months to come. The investment in yourself pays dividends over and over and over again.
  4. You don’t have to worry about running into him at the grocery store after you break up and trying to make chitchat. Your vacation boyfriend is only in the present moment. There is no history or baggage associated with him. There are no unrealistic expectations. This experience is simply in the here and now with no awkwardness later. If you want to see him again, you get to choose the when and where.
  5. If either of you have secrets about anything, it goes no further. In relationships, you get to know the person over time and you start realizing, “This guy is full of it about a lot of things,” and then you decide whether to keep dating or not. But with vacation boyfriend, the whole experience is discreet. Maybe Brendon wasn’t quite a rock star in college or a runway model for Calvin Klein, but honestly, who cares. He is gorgeous. He has a body that rocks. And he is laser focused on you. Nothing else really matters, so enjoy it.

So there you have it. There really don’t appear to be any downsides here. But the very best thing about having Brendon as your vacation boyfriend is that you can select him for another vacation or event whenever you want. And after the first time, you will definitely want more.